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mrsfscottfitzgerald:

baberellafox:

i hate this

A gripping trilogy

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lacigreen:

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 


sometimes i just cant believe this is the 21st century
libutron:

Lined Supple Skink  (Lined Writhing Skink)
The Lined Supple Skink, Lygosoma lineata (Scincidae) is a species endemic to India, widespread in the Western Ghats, but is not common anywhere within its range.
This skink has an elongate and slender body (up to 6cm long), short and weak limbs, each one with four digits only; and five or six distinctive brownish-golden lines on its body.
Lygosoma lineata is a diurnal skink, mostly seen under large boulders, loose soil associated with termite mounds and ant hills in open scrublands.
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Photo credit: ©Vishal Prasad
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internetcallgirl:

THIS IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT

nymphetgarden:

Namaste means “my soul recognizes yours” not “I tripped really hard at a festival once and now I’m filled with the wisdom of the Earth”

(via emopope)

anniebananaberry:

featheredclockwork:

felinesleepwear:


When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a f*ckin icebox’

Canada just gets more and more perfect the more I learn and hear about it.

omg canada i must know more about you

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